One Night Only! U2 =) Sept18

I didn’t actually go see them, but Saturday NIGHT should have its own entry entirely. It started out like any other Saturday with my potes (guy friends), but it quickly turned into a sloppy affaire (well 2hours later). We met at our usual haunt, Place Monge, and headed to our new favorite barThe River.

Again the bartenders were two females. The band of the night was U2 because they were hosting a concert the same night in Paris. I ordered up two chien méchant shots and two jack & cokes. I had just gotten paid and it had been a long week…I was gettin’ my groove back that night! LOL The shot did nothing ^^ but 3 chien méchant shots later…and 2 J&Cs later I was feelin’ pretty good. It was only Jerome and I, we talked about learning English in France and he gave me some tips/ideas/encouragement. Manny showed up 2hours late…Took a shot with us and it all got sloppy from there. Yanis showed up after his date which he refused to introduce us to =( much to my disappointment. A good girl friend always wants to check out her buddy’s main squeeze, hahahaha.

Jerome invited his friends Christophe & Sonia. She had super long blond hair…Jerome kept wrapping his face around it…obviously we had lost him, HAHAHAHA. Manny and him were gettin’ loud up in there. Sonia doesn’t drink so she can serve as testimony for the crazy night.
There was a large party behind us and all of them looked super young…around 16yrs old in my opinion. One of the girls walked over to the bathroom stall with her boyfriend and pulled him in, O.M.G. A line quickly started to form and I told everyone, “I wouldn’t want be next in there if I were you.” 15min later, the girl runs out of the stall and her boyfriend stumbles out after her. LMAO. Remember my last entry? That stall is disgusting… It was a great night. Jerome taught me a new expression. I always learn so much from him. Apparently, at some point I “tapper dans les yeux de quelqu’un” (loose translation: to catch someone’s eye). A guy was passing by and said something to me (I forgot what) and I said “you have nice glasses” and he said “you have a nice face.” As always I failed to follow through. LOL. I met someone else who in my opinion looked like the lead singer of Green Day, but according to everyone I was with “rien à voir” (loose translation: not at all). Well Green Day wouldn’t leave me alone after our chat and everyone told me to stop talking to him…Jerome was about to pounce and I freaked out, hahaha, but everything was good good =)

I was feelin’ a lil too drunk to the point where you just feel crappy, so I bugged the bartender for 5 glasses of water, at some point she switched to tap. U2 kept playing and the nostalgia kicked in. Drunken nostalgia is never good, especially not to songs like “With or Without You.” I was about to pleur (cry). The thing was right in front of my face too. That’s criminal!
They kicked us out around 2am I yelled after the guys, but instead I got another Jerome to turn around. He was cute, but Jerome chased him away once we got outside…aw man! But good lookin’ out he was probably just looking for a lay. Blegh! We ended up back at Place Monge, but not before Jerome pissed all over the window of a resto (restaurant), it was hilarious! And dégeu (gross)!

Once we got to the Place, there was a guy running around it butt naked. He was just covering his genitalia. A tall blond started chatting it up with me in Spanish and French…very nice! But his friends took him away to a bar, and then someone came by and gave me a white rose LOL and then ran off. What a random sequence of events! I love Place Monge! It has never done me wrong!

We stopped for a last drink at a brasserie. I ran down to the bathroom and a girl told me someone was going at it in the stall. A group of English guys was waiting for the men’s stall and we told them we were about to hurl so they let us through…yes I went in to the stall with her! LOL don’t ask me why…I was drunk! I was supposed to be the friend that held her hair back while she went projectile on the toilet bowl! LOL Needless to say I turned away and told her I didn’t feel the need to pee anymore…. I walked out to wash my hands and someone had puked all over the sink…ok nvm…I went back upstairs and Jerome and Manny were gone…Yanis was the only one left. Jerome had left his entire beer…I guess they just decided to leave…later I heard from Manny (that they left because he had to puke around the corner and Jerome and him caught a cab. Jerome stole a chair from a restaurant and tried to take it home, but the cabbie refused, O.M.G. LMAO).

Around 4am: Yanis told me about his woes and then we caught a cab to my place…I immediately passed out. Waking up to the worst hangover EVER! T_T but with the funniest memories in mind! =D